Yuno: Hey I just met you.
Yuno: And this is crazy.
Yuno: But I'm actually from an alternate timeline where you committed suicide so I traveled back in time to be with you for as long as I could.
Yuno: So be chained up while I handle your bodily facilities maybe.

Yandere..

Me: I'm so yandere for you
Sean: yandere?
Me: google-fu it
Sean: just did
Sean: o.o
Me: .....:D.......